mleigh69:

MY HIATUS CHALLENGE (16/?)

link to video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL7cLtPP9iI

Dublin kiss!! ( was that our first cc riot???) Also was wondering if u could make like a master post of the hiatus cv challenge prompts.. I was thinking that way we wouldn’t miss reading any! (thanks for the idea of the master list – I did it! link: http://mleigh69.tumblr.com/My%20Christmas%20Hiatus%20Challange
 
I was not on tumblr when this occurred – but I can only imagine it was quite possibly a great riot – I joined tumblr because I heard Chris say it in his poem – I had no idea what tumlr was before that. (so Chris can blame himself for advertising tumblr 😉
 
We know that Chris and Darren had a standing agreement to see who could get who to crack and break character first.
This in and of itself is laughable as the term “character” should be held very loosely for this skit they did every performance – the stuff they came up with and the gags they pulled was Chris and Darren driven – mostly Chris was the one coming up with ideas and gags – but Darren always played along and clearly enjoyed it every step of the way.
There is a site that has EVERY video and transcript from every sketch these two did – fun watching: http://klaineskitsglee.tumblr.com/Videos
 

 (About the Klaine kiss during Glee Live in Dublin) Interviewer: “What did Chris say when you kissed him at the last Glee show?”
Darren: “I’m pretty sure… he was speechless.”

(Also about the Dublin kiss) Interviewer: “Did you know Darren was going to kiss you on the Glee tour?”
Chris: “I had no idea, no idea. He totally laid one on me. It was hysterical.”

I have read and heard two different versions about this kiss – Darren himself said that it was “spontaneous” and I think I also heard him say it was planned and he told other members of the Glee cast – so uncertain exactly (share if you know) but I think he planned it – and Chris just gave him the easiest lead in he could have hoped for.
 
I am going to digress and start with that AMAZING Klaine/CrissColfer poem that Chris wrote!
 
Chris fought himself to stay in Kurt almost from the top and Darren tried to keep his reactions as Blaine as he could – as this was the last night – and I believe wholeheartedly by this point they were pretty solid in their feelings toward one another – this was the last big shot to publically declare some feelings and also to force the other to break character – so I think they both decided to go for it in ways they do best: Chris with words and Darren with actions (ying/yang)
 
POEM MOMENTS: (C = Chris to Darren, K = Kurt to Blaine)
 
BLAINE WARBLER ANDERSON ©
    If Chris burned his vision any harder into Darren’s eyes he would literally throw arrows – if he could have he would have said Darren Everett Criss.
I HAVE NEVER LOVED ANOTHER©
     Almost goes without saying –  he meant it!
EXCEPT FOR LAST YEAR WHEN I WAS IN LOVE WITH MY STEPBROTHER (K)
    Chris’ great and sarcastic sense of humor
I ADMIRE YOU ALMOST AS MUCH AS THE LATE ALEXANDER MCQUEEN (K/C) Alexander McQueen a proud and verbal openly gay fashion designer
 
YOU GET SQUINTY WHEN YOU SING.© This is identifying a Darren trait that becomes a Blaine trait – I  am certain Chris finds this “cute”
 
HOW I’VE MISSED OUR IMPROMPTU PERFORMANCES, IN THE DALTON ACADEMY HALLS, THE ROOMS, THE BLEACHERS. WHERE THE HELL WERE ALL THE TEACHERS? © Brilliantly written segment poking fun at the “impromptu” performances and lack of notable supervision as they climbed and banged on the furniture.
 
WE’VE SEEN EVERYTHING EYE TO EYE. ALL THE PAIN. ALL THE HURT. AT LEAST WE DID TILL MY LAST GROWTH SPURT (C/K) Clearly the characters went through some tough things during season two. But Chris had the growth spurt and I wouldn’t be surprised to find that Darren said something along the lines, “if you grow any fucking more…” Brilliant Chris humor moment – he was working so hard to keep a straight face and not rejoice in this “burn” moment.
 
WE’VE SHARED SO MANY INTIMATE MOMENTS. MOMENTS THAT SHINE AND GLITTER. JUST THE TWO OF US. FACEBOOK, MY SPACE, TUMBLR, TWITTER (C!!!!!!!!!!)
Chris was talking directly to Darren here – you fill in the blanks 🙂
 
SINCE WE MET IT’S BEEN ABSOLUTE HEAVEN. FOR YOUR EMMY CONSIDERATION 2011 (C – duh – unless of course Kurt and Blaine are up for Emmys?!)
 
BUT THROUGH ALL THE GLORY, THE SCARY AND THE HYPE. I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO PUNCH THE NEXT PERSON WHO CALLS ME A STEREOTYPE. (C/K)
 
I AM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE FOUND A PARTNER AS TALENTED AS ME. AND FOREVER WE SHALL BE. (C/K)
 
 
UNLESS THE WRITTERS CHANGE THINGS IN SEASON 3 (C/k – does Kurt know he is only a character in a show?!)
 
THE MOMENTS LEADING UP TO THE KISS:
 
 
Of course then Kurt proposes that Blaine join Glee club – but the unexpected happens and DARREN says ” (Blaine voice) kurt…just…just…shut up…(Darren’s voice) come here…come here…get up (Chris is surprised but responds immediately and gets up – this is the FIRST physical thing Darren has asked of him the entire tour – Darren was pretty consistent throughout the tour except for playing the line “you love the blazer – otherwise it was ALWAYS Chris coming up with things – so this was highly unusual and Chris didn’t hesitate to move toward him – this shows the level of trust between them) come here…come here (Darren was so nervous for a myriad of reasons – he was leaving the “script” and he was planning this kiss who’s outcome could go both well or bad in a single moment. Chis is on his feet and prancing toward Darren – it’s like he was daring him to outdo the poem he had just read – Darren did crack a few smiles during the reading – and Chris believes whatever Darren can throw at him at this point can’t be anything compared to that and he will have won – but then)
 
Kurt… you had me at emmy
 
(He was so nervous and slightly off balance as he STAKED his CLAIM – yes that is what I said – and meant exactly as it sounds. Chris almost responds but pulls his hands out to the sides and make sure he doesn’t look like he’s kissing back. Darren pushes off of Chris – it’s like he said “you will be feeling that kiss for a line time – you’re mine and don’t forget it”
 
When Chris came out of the kiss – he was so flustered and that smile was absolutely priceless –  Darren was SO PROUD of himself (he put that smile of Chris’ face – and if you haven’t noticed the one thing Darren loves more than ,Darren was able to gather his own composure – because he got to the king of composure himself.
What always cracked me up was when Chris was finally able to regain some of his composure and dropped back down to the floor and brought his legs into a position that attempted to hide his “reaction” to the kiss – unfortunately hard to hide in tight slacks.
 
So – their moment is over – but Chris comes back wearing Darren’s warbler tie and although his performance of single ladies evolved SOOOOO much over the summer – by this performance Chris owned that song and when he sang this night it was a sexually charged as he had ever been: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRm1P2eAc4A
(I could do a post on the sexual evolution of Chris Colfer over the course of that summer and his performances – but I think they stand for themselves if you go and watch the first performance and then the last – huge difference)
 
So the tour was amazing for both Chris and Darren – there are multiple pics of them looking, flirting, innocently touching and blatantly staring. I read somewhere it was noted that they would look at each other at the end of “somebody to love.”
 
Adore these boys – NEVER SAY NEVER LOVELIES!
 
MY HIATUS CHALLENGES MASTERPOST: http://mleigh69.tumblr.com/My%20Christmas%20Hiatus%20Challange
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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